Mail art by Mick Boyle (Conneaut Lake, Pennsylvania, USA)
At the risk of turning a DKult Holy Relic into a sideshow attraction in the Karnival of Trash, I am sharing this piece sent by Mick Boyle billed as the “Sacred Shroud of Conneaut Lake.” The authenticity will have to be determined through the arcane divinations of the DKult elites.
I will put forth that Mick Boyle was named a DKult Saint by none other than Queen of Trash Diane Keys, and he is an important contributor to the thriving DKULTPA chapter. On the other hand, what are the chances of the discovery of a second authentic relic that has so much in common with the Shroud of Elgin? Ultimately, only DK can determine if this is, indeed, a true miracle or just another Kulter hoax.
Many thanks to Mick Boyle!